The World World Census
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “My bill is pointy.” | |
4. | The Importance of Being Earnest | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.” | |
5. | The 25th Century Hero of Buck Rogers | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!” | |
6. | The Proud Tradition of Nilla Wafer | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Vanilla power!” | |
7. | The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
8. | The Eternal Misfortune of Copercia | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
9. | The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
10. | The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Pray and feel the love!” |