The World World Census

World Census experts studied the ratings of daytime television chat shows to estimate the percentage of citizens who are employed.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Alspring of Ratateague	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“ᴀʟʟ ɍᴀᴛʜᴇʀs ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɍѳʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sѳɴs”
2.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
3.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Gargantuan Love God”
4.	The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Why bother?”
5.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Makedonica	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Epa freedom”
6.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Majmuni	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Majmuni-Prilep”
7.	The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
8.	The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
9.	The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
10.	The Federal Republic of Winklebottom	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“E pluribus unum”