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His Rotundity is especially jolly today. After a brief dip back below the top 100 fattest nations, Treadwellia is again number 100. He orders a sign set up near His Santa seat advertising the delights of the mall food court!

Your imaginary friend, Guiness Freaks, and The californian states of america

From the Piggy Cliff Mall in Treadwellia: His Rotundity has just dealt successfully with His first red-faced, screaming infant of the day. A gentle kiss to the baby's cheek apparently proved enough to bring the little squealer to his senses. The boy's mother speculates that it is because the child's grandfather resembles His Immensity, being a lifelong Tubbian with a snowy beard. Of course, said grandpa is nowhere near His Heftiness' girth, but the resemblance was seemingly enough to set the boy to rights.

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius stands in His bedroom at home, tugging The Coat into place snugly around His tummy under The Big Belt. His Immensity is checking the fit on all of The Suit in front of a mirror, from the Cushiony Caboose to the Jiggly Jelly Belly. All seems right with the Corpulent Claus tonight, so He lets roll a hearty, "MMPH MMPH MMPH!" of merriment, which people in that part of the palace hear as the usually jolly, "HO HO HO!"

All is well in Treadwellia!

Is the suit magical? His Immensity hit nine Tubbs recently, but hasn't it been a year since he had to suit up for "work"?

Landing Site Alpha wrote:Is the suit magical? His Immensity hit nine Tubbs recently, but hasn't it been a year since he had to suit up for "work"?

It is very magical, able to stuff as much Tubbius into it as it must, all while growing to fit His Fatness. It also stays perfectly clean at all times. Mr. Claus must stay comfy as He works!

Today feels different...

Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, and Guiness Freaks

Your imaginary friend

Ireland isles wrote:Today feels different...

It feels like obnoxiously large amounts of rain down here... :L

Treadwellia, Ireland isles, Guiness Freaks, and Glorious society

Glorious society

Where I am if the rain keeps up, we're going to be flooded(exaggerating)

Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, and Guiness Freaks

Glorious society wrote:Where I am if the rain keeps up, we're going to be flooded(exaggerating)

Piggy Cliff is rather wet, too. Brr.

Guiness Freaks and Glorious society

Hey Lazarus! Don't forget to endorse my nation in the World Assembly!

Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, and Guiness Freaks

Dear leader and the twins were very busy today. They went for a hike with lady glitter sparkles and beer leader. They made Christmas decorations. The leader grandparents came for a visit. And theyve been watching isle of dogs with popcorn. The cat seems less than amused.

Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, and Glorious society

After a very long and very busy day at Piggy Cliff Mall, sitting in as Santa Claus, Tubbius is now home, resting His Cushioned Caboose in the warmth of the royal hot tub.

Granted, He shall have it all to do again tomorrow!

Your imaginary friend and Guiness Freaks

What a nice Tubbius, being there for the children like Wu Tang.

Capercom wrote:What a nice Tubbius, being there for the children like Wu Tang.

Tubbius is ideal for photos with children as Santa Claus; He seats quite a few at once on His great self!

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius is ideal for photos with children as Santa Claus; He seats quite a few at once on His great self!

I didn't even think about his size being a benefit to time efficiency! Helps with positive PR for the government, and makes children happy. Doing holidays right in Treadwellia!

Hey folks, don't forget to vote in the poll to help me decide how to cast our regional vote on the current WA proposal! :)

Glorious society

Everyone in Glorious Society is either happy about the new government dating service or upset that dating has fallen to online services

Glorious society wrote:Everyone in Glorious Society is either happy about the new government dating service or upset that dating has fallen to online services

Nothing wrong with online dating, make that abundantly clear to them.

It is cold and wet in Piggy Cliff, Treadwellia, today. Tubbius is staying inside Piggy Cliff Mall to be warm and dry as He serves as the mall's Santa Claus. Many see His Immensity as a natural in the part. . . .

A rosa, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

I cant believe Christmas is so soon!

There is always a young child who asks Santa for a baby sibling. Little does Charlie Chubby know that this particular Santa can bless Daddy and Mommy Chubby so that Charlie can have the baby sister he wants by next Christmas. Little do those would-be parents suspect that Santa does just that as He wraps Charlie and the Chubby couple in a warm hug for a photograph that only costs ten plates.

Tubbius brings families joy in many ways! Granted, Mrs. Tubbius will have words with His Heftiness tonight. He repeats this ritual half a dozen times just today, and Her Maternity will soon be quite aware of new little lives all across Treadwellia.

Are there secular arguments to maintain social order?

Such as encouraging family values

nation=confederate_farmers/detail=factbook/id=1037507

Last thing what permanent laws do secular people find appealing besides tthe bill of rights
Declaration rights of man or the declaration of human rights

I need secular non religious people to find appeal to some laws tell me y’alls opion
nation=confederate_farmers/detail=factbook/id=1067521

Down with the coup!!!!!!

Up with the laz resistence!

The californian states of america

Hello fellow cousins!

Confederate Farmers wrote:Last thing what permanent laws do secular people find appealing besides tthe bill of rights
Declaration rights of man or the declaration of human rights

I need secular non religious people to find appeal to some laws tell me y’alls opion
nation=confederate_farmers/detail=factbook/id=1067521

In the politest way possible:

What the f**k are you asking of people and what in the world are you trying to get across to your audience in this dispatch?

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