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Region: The North Pacific

Lapathiya wrote:Just void it ^^

—advice from the Void God of SR

The void god that is straight outta voids lol

Kyoki Chudoku wrote:

Hello, and welcome to Kyoki Chudoku no Suburashi Nyusu! I will be your host, Tamiyo Tao! There are several recent developments to cover, so let’s get right into it!

First we have some international news. According to recent information, the Austro-Germanic Union has declared war upon the minor democratic state of Sartinaynia. As most viewers will know, the country was formerly under Chudokuren occupation. Forces remaining in Satina District have been advised to be on alert in case of further expansion of the Union, which provided no justification for its attack. Any suffering experienced by Sartinaynians throughout this conflict is really just their own fault.

In local news, the body of seventeen-year-old Remi Nonaka was discovered today in Boeki Minato. The child has been reported missing for three days, before police found mangled remains washed up onto a minor island in the ocean near a smaller beach on the city’s outskirts. Due to the means of death, drowning, it is impossible to determine if this was an act of suicide, or a homicide. Both such things have become more common with regards to the children, but substantial efforts have been made to improve this situation.

In more tragic local news, Son’nani Yuki has experienced a terrorist attack from a believed tengokutankyu conspiracy. Two of the involved were apprehended in time, but two were able to escape custody and cause a train wrecks. All aboard were killed during the incident, including the perpetrator. Police advise that any individual in contact with those performing illegal activities advise those activities to the police in order to prevent incidents such as this. Tengokutankyuism is a dangerous force that must be contained and eradicated to prevent it harming the rest of the population.

That concludes the news for now! Next time, we will have weather reports for the entire country. See you then!


OOC: I’m too tired for a proper write-up, but had to do something. So yeah I settled for this.

>remotely implying this is not a proper write up

Lanorth wrote:MAJOR UPDATE FROM LANORTH:

The Commonwealth of Lanorth has reformed once more, due to the people demanding the new reformation to make Lanorth what is known as a 'Democratic Confederation'. Because of the development, the President of Lanorth has resigned and shall be replaced by the Vice-President, the Rt. Hon. Ariston Kryscynski, who shall be President until January 1st, 2020 unless he is relected.

This new reformation will also change the ideology of Lanorth. In Lanorth, a 'Democratic Confederation' has rules, rules shich promote democracy and heavily condemn autocracy. One of the rules of the new Confederation is that autocracy is outlawed. You cannot have more than four years with the title of 'Leader of Lanorth' unless reelected. A leader cannot serve more than twelve years in office, either, so they cannot be autocratic and so every political party leader, if the people vote for them, can gain that special office, as it has become known to the Tyronian populace.

The Rt. Hon. Ariston Kryscynski, currently aged around 50, has been a senior Tyronian politician for quite a while now. He is seen as much more liberal than his predecessors. Not too long ago he took a test just to see how Nationalist he was compared to how much he claimed to be. Apparently, he is 51% Nationalist and 49% Internationalist, as it is known in Lanorth, so not too far off his claims. Though Kryscynski likes to make powerful and meaningful speeches that are to be remembered centuries on and being an ex-special forces operative in the Tyronian Armed Forces, takes pride in the Tyronian Armed Forces and is not as peaceful as his predecessors.

Further updates upon the current situation are to be released by the Tyronian Government soon.

Mmm regarding my response higher up, how very intriguing, now that sounds like something that needs a nice bit of autocracy

Lanorth, Lapathiya, and Greatest algerstonia

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