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Coming soon, to a Forest near you... propaganda! A smear campaign against his rivals! The truth as to how the foolish mortals that seek to oppose my dominion are bound to fail!

Anyway,

The Forest Army wrote:

There is 1 Skeleton among us.

The Forest Army sus, I saw them being a skeleton.

New ladavia wrote:

Reminds me of when I watched "You Only Live Twice".

The second time around is so much better too! You get to be a scary ghost, or a shambling zombie, or any other terrible undead monster! I hope I can count on your support for making this a reality.

Middle Barael wrote:

Snip, as per request

A fine lot of suggestions, all good ideas. However, I think they would all look better if written in bone font. Things written in bone font are proven to be 150% more persuasive than the control group of any other font. The fact that green magic emanates from the letters, seizing the mind of the reader and enslaving them to the writer's will is entirely coincidental.

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:

Thanks for the answers, especially those who took the time to answer informative rather than dismissively. I'm not in favour of refounding either, but I like it when folk take the time to explain their position rather than being glib.

Next question.

Forest is ultimately a region with an environmentalist agenda. How do you see this region promoting this agenda in the real world?

Picture the scene. You are, say, Joe Biden, sitting in the Oval Office. You have a lot of things on your mind, but a group of well-meaning petitioners come on in.

One of them, is when my competitors win. Normal, alive humans come in and present rational arguments and a solid campaign to convince him to take the environment seriously. He may or may not do it.

Now, imagine I win. A horde of ghoulish horrors cursed by God crawl screaming out of the walls, lovecraftian magic pinning down everyone in Washington DC in place as an evil necromancer slowly casts spells on all around him, binding their very souls to its will, damnation rains from the skies as the very grim reaper himself appears- and asks him to take the environment seriously. Ain't nobody going to say no.

The most serene republicans wrote:

Probably obvious question: If one was extremely enthusiastically convinced by a candidate's program and proposals, could one voluntarily campaign for that candidate?

Sorry, I am not accepting campaign staff at the current time. However, we do have many spots open for assistant warlocks and vampire lords if you are interested in volunteering for the cause.

Outer Bele Levy Epies wrote:

The first thing I'll do when I win is ban people from quoting posts and not removing the pings in them >:(
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No

Second thing I'll do, after bathing the world in fire and resurrecting everyone, is make it mandatory for every RMB post to individually ping every single nation in Forest, so as to promote togetherness and inclusivity in the new undead empire.