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Channel 1 News Comes On
Greetings Viewers, we're back! Sorry for our long hiatus, but we are back and ready to begin our broadcast day.
Today, I am permitted to give a short presentation on whatever subject I wish that won't cause us to get sued, hated, or detonated.
I have decided to talk about the "Killdozer" incident, which you already tell is going to be a fun tale.
Our story begins in Granby, Colo-
*gunshot*
What in the-
*a band of masked gunmen burst onto the set*
Gah! What are you-
Put your hands up! You are now our hostage!
Oh dear, viewers we appear to have been taken hostage by a group mysterious gunmen, or gunwomen, or gun...individuals?
Moving on, we will be having some technical difficulties until we can go to commercial.
Stay tuned as this situation devel-
I told you to put your hands up!
*the gunperson of mysterious gender hits the presenter with the butt of their gun*
Ugh-!
*he falls unconscious*
Allright! Now-