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The Security Council,

Having understood the need for the formal recognition of the inherent superiority of grapes over all extant fruit bearing species,

Addressing the need to henceforth define Crimes Against Grapes (CAGs) as any statement or action commonly understood to be impinging upon the natural superiority of grapes over other angiosperms,

Hoping to elucidate Tostandia’s role in propagating grape hate activities through

Forming the “anti-grape revolutionary front”
Refusing to partake in the sacred ritual of haha grape

Advocating for the grape enjoying community in these trying times,

Grated by the lack of action taken by Tostandia, the delegate of Eientei Gensokyo, where Tostandia currently resides, against the CAGs perpetuated by Tostandia’s actions,

Repulsed by the lack of professionalism on Tostandia’s part in misspelling “grape” throughout numerous public documents,

Appalled by Tostandia’s failure in preventing the accidental activation of the public alert system in the Hanami Matsuri festival, an interregional event hosted by The East Pacific, The Black Hawks and the Alstroemerian Commonwealths, which resulted in panic, confusion and a hitherto unprecedented amount of justified anguish amongst festival-goers,

Perturbed by the extent of Tostandia’s involvement in hindering the machinations of the grape-hierarchy,

Experiencing shock over the lack of meaningful action taken by the international community,

Hereby Condemns Tostandia