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Region: Wintercrest

Hello, I am Bougaiemabsioaiobabi Nemabookoodasabaeimhaheajha Babisavibadibo, President of Shmeckstaine. I’d like to announce to all of you kind individuals that a green smog may waft over your nations, and that you shouldn’t worry, as it is only a bit cancerous. I would also like to inform you that my arrival signals the inevitable decrease in the region’s average civil rights, environmental cleanliness, life expectancy, and more. If you have any complaints, I am happy to sell you a nuke to make you shut up.

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