by Max Barry

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Region: The North Pacific

Laforeia wrote:Dear God, there is a very spooky bug that is very large in my house, and it is very scary. I think it wants to eat me.

Please let me repent for whatever sin I have committed to have this bug torment me. I pray and call upon your mercy to have forgiveness and to please spare me from the said bug. All life is precious, but I bet this bug views mine as worthless.

Thank you.

Send it to your basement. Gridland Empire would probably like it as a snack.

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