Population | 17.063 billion |
Capital | Maputo |
Leader | Comrade President Akinjide |
Currency | Metical |
Animal | Nyala |
The Socialist Republic of Zambique is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Comrade President Akinjide with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.063 billion Zambicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maputo. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Zambican economy, worth a remarkable 3,097 trillion Meticals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 181,532 Meticals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, a flying elephant and Comrade President Akinjide share the same nickname, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zambique's national animal is the Nyala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Zambique is ranked 245,898th in the world and 148th in Africa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zambique was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Zambique, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Zambique was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Zambique endorsed The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Mesothallania.
- : Following new legislation in Zambique, a flying elephant and Comrade President Akinjide share the same nickname.
- : Zambique was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Zambique, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Zambique was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Zambique, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in Zambique, the dartboard at the Zambican Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Comrade President Akinjide's face.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » Vendera, Union New Canadian-American Acadia, Nyabo, Khoikhoia, Mesozoique, and The Afro-Arabian Morocogyr.