The Great RRRC Kingdom of 5 Nakano is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsugikuni with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.703 billion Nakanoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rena. The average income tax rate is 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nakanoan economy, worth 944 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,691 Tenalzurias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, hell is not always other people, and people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5 Nakano's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nakano.

5 Nakano is ranked 252,058^th in the world and 50^th in Loush Land for Nicest Citizens, with 1.11 average smiles per day.