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Murder cabal wrote:

Ahh, the sweet sound of disappearing dissenters. Listening to the songs of pain they sing as the past is rewritten and *POOF* through the transcendental power of The State, they never have even existed. As it would be crime to speak of these people again. You wouldn't want to be locked up for criminal delusions, would you? People who get locked up tend to be erased as well. As such our incarceration rate is low. Nevermind what fantastic made-up numbers these so-called "International Watchdog Organizations" come up with. They are jealous of the transcendental power of The State.

Wow, bro. Totally not cool.

*dives behind a beat up old black car missing a door*

Bottle kids, DUCK!!

Murder cabal wrote:

Ahh, the sweet sound of disappearing dissenters. Listening to the songs of pain they sing as the past is rewritten and *POOF* through the transcendental power of The State, they never have even existed. As it would be crime to speak of these people again. You wouldn't want to be locked up for criminal delusions, would you? People who get locked up tend to be erased as well. As such our incarceration rate is low. Nevermind what fantastic made-up numbers these so-called "International Watchdog Organizations" come up with. They are jealous of the transcendental power of The State.

*makes an yummy sound*

You shall obey us wrote:

Far more suffering happens in nations that don't take the concept of Obedience seriously. Wiser nations minimize suffering by completely eliminating the largest sources of Disobedience, rather than locking them up to create chambers of suffering. Obedience is to minimize suffering for all of us. Which is why the alternative to Obedience is death, rather than Disobedience.

I can’t wait until I can get your souls in Hell. You seem like good candidates for the torment of our realm...

*gets hot and bothered*

Today we look at the Most Armed in Atlantis...
I could say something about appendages, but I won't!

Kudos to Saie for sheltering behind others and being the LEAST armed.
Onyx, Lemming, and ElinTol are all on the pacific end of the spectrum on page 10.
Madrocea and Primal are rattling sabers on page two!
But Moi, well Bettisia is NUMBER ONE with a GUN!
Whoop! Whoop! :)
~~I know the NO ONE is surprised!

Today's list is for the Most Politically Apathetic Folks in Atlantis.
It just seems fitting that ElinTol tops this list. :)
And my Folks are SOOO VERY happy that I am a solid second.
PC made the first page as well.
Onyx is guarding our back on page two.
While unrest is brewing for Lemming on page 10.
And Madrocea is near the bottom of this list! Watch for news of a new revolution there soon!

Applause for Romnia for having the Least Apathetic in all Atlantis.

Happy Friday to All!

Today we rank the Economic Output...

Huge round of applause to Mads for topping this list.
Actually five of the six US are on the first page!

PC is climbing the ranks on page four.
~~BTW- I LOVE your new flag!

Phatooine is all set to improve, being in last place.
No where to go but up, right? :)

Welcome to Monday and the headache that is life.
(Sorry, but my headache was awake before me this morning. Hopefully yours sleeps in!)

Lowest Crime Rates.
Anyone surprised that Romnia tops this list?
Double or nothing, surprised that Agnoth holds the last spot?

Our folks are scattered throughout; two on page one,
one on page two, page four, page eight, and page 11.

Merry Wednesday!

*a huge alien craft with a loud tourist guide in command hovers over*

"And on this planet, the Annunaki Hybrid Ape flourishes in primitive constructs of fused silicon and iron alloys. They war with each other and still believe smartphones are big fun. As it was a war crime to create a hybrid between a sentient and a near-sentient race, the Annunaki were exterminated and this world and its interesting primates were quarantined by the Galactic Federation. Now on to a more interesting planet, Venus, where in the upper clouds.../the psionic signal in your mind fades out as the starship jumps through a temporary wormhole/"

Strange men in black wrote:

Well that's real swell. It is going to be one of those days again.

*puts on Fedora and goes to work memory-wiping citizens*

A government declaration has been made that if your guys are seen in our territories, citizens must OBEY them. There are no aliens. Trust the Church. Trust the Government.

It's those shifty suckers from Amerrecca with their HAARP array beaming MK-Ultra thoughts into our flouride-calcified pineal glands. You know what Stuart, I like you, you're not like the other people here in the trailer park...

*glaring in the direction of everyone yet vaguely at no one in particular*

Yeah well I don't like you either. What? You didn't say anything? Well I know what you're thinking.

'Look at that Hostile over there. What a Hostile jerk. Why are they so Hostile? What is their problem?'

That's how everybody treats us. So go fly a kite, you ugly jerks.

*Glares unpleasantly all around yet at no one in particular while their fist is clenched, being waved vaguely in the general direction of most of the other people.*

Most Secular...
Well the Usual Suspects are at the extremes on this ranking.
Onyx and ElinTol are the most on the Most Side,
and Lemming and Primal Current are least on the Least Side.
Madrocea is also on the first page, while Bettisia is almost at the midpoint.

Bettisia wrote:

Happy Friday!
Why are weekends so short and vacations so far apart?

[ooc: lack of strong collective bargaining power by the workers]

IC: Because when I offer people a holiday, they keep wanting to do something other than worship and glorify me on them. No worshippy-no getty.

[Igor: Their loth, mithtress.]

Literally so.