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Hell was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 197

WA Delegate: The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker (elected )

Founder: Satan

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 115th Most Valuable International Artwork: 202nd Most Nations: 253rd+22
Most Influential: 276th Largest Black Market: 353rd Highest Economic Output: 518th Most Devout: 869th Highest Disposable Incomes: 985th Fattest Citizens: 1,070th Nudest: 1,086th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,111th Most Avoided: 1,241st Largest Mining Sector: 1,358th Most Armed: 1,528th Largest Populations: 1,537th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,582nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,599th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,642nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,807th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,911th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,943rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,082nd Highest Average Incomes: 2,089th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,207th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,242nd
World Factbook Entry

We are the demons that haunt your dreams and feed on your soul. Ye who enter, abandon all hope...
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? LinkLet’s go take a howl at that moon.
Hellions should join the WA and endorse the LinkKing of Hell The Stalker.

Hell Radio: LinkBang Bang

LinkThrough me Linkyou go into a Linkcity of weeping,
LinkThrough me Linkyou go into Linketernal pain,
LinkThrough me Linkyou go amongst Linkthe lost people.

Hell's Bells

Nations seeking to enter Hell,
Must first
Linktravel to the Underworld,
And undergo
The Trials to earn their passage.

When the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent,
Called the Devil and Satan, he who deceiveth the whole world,
He was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him...

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    The Kingdom of Hell

    FactbookOverview by The Stalker . 2,620 reads.

  2. 37

    Department of the Seven Sins

    FactbookOverview by The Stalker . 1,000 reads.

Embassies: Underworld, the Rejected Realms, the West Pacific, the South Pacific, The Bar on the corner of every region, Antarctic Oasis, Mordor, Philosophy 115, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, The Atheist Empire, Zombieland, Heaven, Exodus, A Liberal Haven, Glass Gallows, and 21 others.Solid Kingdom, The Satanic Cathedral, New York, The Red Empire of the Toad, Trav khar, The Order of the Grey Wardens, The Iceberg Lounge, Game of Thrones, Christmas, Citadel of Ricks, Warzone Asia, Warzone Europe, The Cuckoos Egg, Abydos, Avadam Inn, Fort Triumph, ravana, Japan, LGBT University, Lazarus, and Atlantis.

Tags: Commended, Featured, Founderless, Large, Password, Snarky, and Surreal.

Regional Power: High

Hell contains 59 nations, the 253rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Valuable International Artwork in Hell

Some nations attempt to collect signature artworks of other nations, developing collections known as "decks." The World Census has estimated their value.

As a region, Hell is ranked 202nd in the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mad King of Hell of The StalkerIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
2.The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of AltmorasNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Safety, Security, Unity.”
3.The Slow Loud Breathers of DonkervaderIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“All your planets are belong to us!”
4.The Grand Duchy of StantenopleInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“United Though our Beliefs”
5.The World of SathanPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Hail Satan”
6.The Eldritch Abomination of PremediteFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
7.The Combined Hivemind of SlapdoMother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Join the hive, become one with the hive”
8.The Pub of Cynical AlcoholicsInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“So it goes.”
9.The Satanic Sithlord Empire of Vader Knows BestCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
10.The Surréaliste Nichée D'Oiseaux of Vogel ToriAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“My God, I hate drugs”

Regional Happenings


Hell Regional Message Board

can i use the combustion energy provided by all the fire in hell to power a genocidal space laser so i can get more souls into hell?

Despairibs wrote:can i use the combustion energy provided by all the fire in hell to power a genocidal space laser so i can get more souls into hell?

Only if I can summon cosmic abominations

Buer the Demon wrote:Dear Fredd,

I died some two years ago, but I don't think I went to Hell (or to Heaven), although it seems I recall trying to get a job I wanted and not doing so, so perhaps I went to My Hell as opposed to THE Hell. Therefore, does this mean that necrophilia isn't JUST for breakfast anymore? ;)

Hugs & kisses,


Long time no see. I think you are confusing necrophilia with cannabalism. Both are approved (and even reccomended) in Hell. In any case, Dr. Lecter has some fantastic recipes for kidney omelets and a gaspacho to die (again) for. Necrophilia could be engaged in during cannabalism, I suppose. But that might be putting a little too much on your plate, if you get my drift. Ciao

Despairibs wrote:can i use the combustion energy provided by all the fire in hell to power a genocidal space laser so i can get more souls into hell?

Yes. But then it might get cold in Hell, which would likely bring about all of those weird "cold day in Hell" predictions. Probably not worth it.

Hey guys our friends in Middle Earth are starting up a role-playing game if that interests anyone here.

The Stalker wrote:Hey guys our friends in Middle Earth are starting up a role-playing game if that interests anyone here.

If I do any more DnD, you run the risk of having to come up to earth. And we all know how much of a hassle that is.

Is it alright if i got to war?

*leaves cross with holy water here*

OK, I've found that my browser was keeping me from entering Hell. *giving one-finger salute to Chrome*

How about this for a new topic of discussion: Donald J. Trump as the most successful emissary of Hell in 1,000+ years?

Welcome back Buer!



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