The State of Republique Centrafricaine State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.494 billion Republique Centrafricaine Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Republique Centrafricaine Statean economy, worth 851 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,536 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,396 per year while the poor average 2,231, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Republique Centrafricaine State has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Republique Centrafricaine State's national animal is the deer.

Republique Centrafricaine State is ranked 219,507^th in the world and 6^th in Central African Republic for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.