The People's Republic of Coffee Can is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 19.335 billion Coffee Canians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Coffee Canian economy, worth 611 trillion Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 31,633 Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public nudity is compulsory, voting is voluntary, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coffee Can's national animal is the Valdez, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coffee Can is ranked 78,270^th in the world and 1^st in Coffee Shop for Most Beautiful Environments, with 598.57 pounds of wildlife per square mile.