The Federal Republic of Klovak is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Matej Muhoberac with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 5.924 billion Klovaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fedorgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klovakian economy, worth 826 trillion Kožas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,596 Kožas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klovak's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klovak is ranked 13,509^th in the world and 291^st in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 348.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.