The Holy and Chill Kingdom of Restovix is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alexander Fisher with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.448 billion Restovixians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burke. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Restovixian economy, worth 627 trillion Restovix Drachmes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,979 Restovix Drachmes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, babies are a small but significant export, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Restovix's national animal is the Fars Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Restovix is ranked 24,433^rd in the world and 531^st in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 249.89 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.