The Republic of Unitria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Solaris Arenno with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.383 billion Unitrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercadia. The average income tax rate is 91.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unitrian economy, worth 869 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,453 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, women across the country are tying the knot, and the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unitria's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unitria is ranked 236,850^th in the world and 3,791^st in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.84 kickbacks per hour.