Population | 769 million |
Capital | Bardcoard |
Currency | card scap |
Animal | paper tiger |
The Non-Stop Incinerator of Card Cleaver is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 769 million Card Cleavers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bardcoard. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Cleavage economy, worth 68.5 trillion card scaps a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,135 card scaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Cleaver's national animal is the paper tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Card Cleaver is ranked 269,968th in the world and 28th in Trading Cards for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.06 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
- : Card Cleaver altered its national flag.
- : Card Cleaver changed its national nation type to "Non-Stop Incinerator".
- : Card Cleaver lodged a message on the Trading Cards Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks.
- : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, when their backs are against the walls Card Cleavers look out for gay men.
- : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, Card Cleavers are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Osheiga.