The Constitutional Monarchy of The Monarchist Confederacy of Dixieland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Gammel with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.891 billion Dixies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Jackson. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dixielandian economy, worth 179 trillion Dixie Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,004 Dixie Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Monarchist Confederacy of Dixieland's national animal is the American Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Monarchist Confederacy of Dixieland is ranked 108,840^th in the world and 18^th in Dixie for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,839.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.