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This board would never be so crass as to allude to sexual relations between the opposite genders. We know full well that the best porn comes from lesbians.
Opposite? Controversial, Tiggs.
Ah, comedy. Cheers, Ivy, it had passed me by. Silly old Nukls.
*fire in the hole*
whhhhhiiiiiiizzzzz............SPLAT!
I advocate the application of the Magnum dildo. Either the ice cream or a well chilled .357 will do. Careful with the ice cream though, it can stain.
I am a woman and I don't moan and shout.
Of course, despite obvious advantages, excess gun oil and grease could pose problems as well.
If you had a big enough freezer you could chill a racquet and use the handle. Squash or badminton racquets would probably be better.
Foreign objects FTW.
Or a chilled bad mint on a squash? There's nothing like a good pumpkin'.
Riots intensify! Emperor Fernando Leaves! Reporte Dos!
And now let's make you uncomfortable the only way we can: Talking about genitals.
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