The Dictatorship of Puddles Badaboom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 7.064 billion Puddles Badaboomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Puddles Badaboomian economy, worth 172 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,454 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puddles Badaboom's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puddles Badaboom is ranked 278,549^th in the world and 1,222^nd in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.