The United States of America of New Scotvia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.824 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The strong New Scotvian economy, worth 512 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 58,043 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is relatively low. New Scotvia's national animal is the Bald eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

New Scotvia is ranked 4,474^th in the world and 1^st in Little Paradise for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,054.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.