The Republic of Sming Laos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.549 billion Sming Laosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Sming Laosian economy, worth 234 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,170 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,792 per year while the poor average 2,643, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sming Laos's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sming Laos is ranked 140,676^th in the world and 11^th in Guinea Kiribati for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.