The Glorious Dominion of The Candrian Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 39.575 billion Candrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Candrian Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 7,545 trillion minerets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,662 minerets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, the Candrian Empirean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Candrians. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Candrian Empire's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Candrian Empire is ranked 55,330^th in the world and 1^st in Haven for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 561.1 on the Clooney Contribution Index.