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The Highlander 1

Population43.395 billion

CapitalGlenfinnan Scotland
LeaderAwakening
FaithQuickening

CurrencySevered Head
AnimalAwakening

The Duncan MacLeod Immortality of The Highlander 1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Awakening with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 43.395 billion Highlanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glenfinnan Scotland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.0%.

The frighteningly efficient The Highlander economy, worth an astonishing 16,858 trillion Severed Heads a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 388,488 Severed Heads, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,740,394 per year while the poor average 53,688, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.

Awakening steals from the rich and gives to the needy, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Highlander 1's national animal is the Awakening, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Quickening.

The Highlander 1 is ranked 206,217th in the world and 2nd in Ile de France for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Black Market: 130thRudest Citizens: 198thHighest Economic Output: 239thMost Subsidized Industry: 241stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 276thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 397thLargest Retail Industry: 598thLargest Populations: 764thMost Efficient Economies: 829thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 989thHighest Crime Rates: 1,031stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,072ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,088thHighest Average Incomes: 1,235thMost Inclusive: 1,358thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,467thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,671stMost Armed: 1,967thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,018thHighest Drug Use: 2,087thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,197thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,285thFattest Citizens: 2,385thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,550thMost Avoided: 2,708thHighest Food Quality: 2,726thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,007thNicest Citizens: 3,125thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,462ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,690thSmartest Citizens: 3,776thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,428thMost Cultured: 4,731stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,234thLargest Governments: 5,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,047thMost Developed: 7,670thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,458thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,094thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,132ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,623rdNudest: 15,836thMost Secular: 15,860thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,155thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,856thMost Pro-Market: 24,266thMost Extreme: 27,969th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Highlander 1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in The Highlander 1, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in The Highlander 1, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
  • : Following new legislation in The Highlander 1, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
  • : Following new legislation in The Highlander 1, Awakening steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
  • : The Highlander 1 set the regional banner of Ile de France.
  • : The Highlander 1 altered the regional flag of Ile de France.
  • : Following new legislation in The Highlander 1, young people devote their entire lives to the faith.
  • : Following new legislation in The Highlander 1, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in The Highlander 1, the election for Awakening's office's janitor is heating up.

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