The Theocracy of Javelis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.262 billion Javelins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Javelis City. The average income tax rate is 89.4%.

The strong Javelin economy, worth 874 trillion Piastras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 61,296 Piastras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Flogging is all the rage, bris parties are all the rage, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Javelis's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Javelis is ranked 43,807^th in the world and 10^th in Independent Order for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,856.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.