The Republic of Sysillia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The President with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.048 billion Sysillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peim. The average income tax rate is 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sysillian economy, worth a remarkable 3,268 trillion Pecunias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 406,173 Pecunias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sysillia's national animal is the Three Tailed Sparrow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sysillia is ranked 4,252^nd in the world and 1^st in Blue Vegetation for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,841.93 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.