The User of Zarbik is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by NA with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.426 billion NA are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NA. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NA economy, worth a remarkable 3,319 trillion NAS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 393,970 NAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and NA have replaced bears in a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zarbik's national animal is the NA, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NA.

Zarbik is ranked 5,375^th in the world and 3^rd in Just relax for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,814.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.