The United States of Vennos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alysia Sydiya with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.726 billion Vennosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venetia. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vennosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,263 trillion Vennos Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 335,524 Vennos Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and even secular Vennosians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vennos's national animal is the Sea bass, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is X.

Vennos is ranked 6,227^th in the world and 7^th in Eurth for Most Patriotic, with 73.91 flags saluted per person per day.