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Demonos wrote:

Nice. Is this related to your serial killer series? Crud isn't this one of the victims?

This is the second part of the Ordinary Mzeusians series. The Serial Killer series will continue tomorrow. I'm really pleased you liked it though!

Demonos wrote:

*NEWS*

In a surprise attack, a group of pirates known as "Zekberg" were targeted by The Principality's Demon Defense Forces and subsequently obliterated. The challenge between Demonos and Zekberg priates resulted in 6 strait losses with Demon conscripts.

page=challenge/nations=zekberg

The son of self-proclaimed King Zek1 was beheaded by Lady Vera shortly after his capture at the end of battle. The Princess sent it to King Zek1 attached with a note that read;

"This is your warning, the next head to fall under my saber will be yours. Take your (censored) and run. Hail Tubbius of Treadwellia!"

Breakng News
"Following the complete and utter destruction of the sad group of pirates known as Zekberg, by Demonos. The priates moved into waters near Dernel. The pirates tried to push a land invasion from the south but were immediately sunk by railgun artillery stonks. If it werent for the sonic-booms every shot made the populous would have never noticed the pirates deaths.

Subsequently the pirates once again tried to attack Dernel from the north this time. The Dernellian commander on scene allowed for the pirates to make landfall, and decided to test the new prototype Rhino suits. One squad was sent against the poor musket bearing pirates. Not a single pirate stood after the repeated hailstorms of HEAPI rounds. This proved the DPA-P suits effectiveness against primitive, smooth-bore, black powder weapons, and was given the effectiveness rating of 110%.

After being defeated twice the pirates refused to give up, and decided to charge the Dernellian navy, not once, but twice. The navy, not wanting to cause more problems waited for the navy to cross the horizon and show signs of hostility. The navy then riddled the pirate navy with holes sinking all attacking ships within three minutes. One enemy shot was able to hit a Dernellian vessel, but due to the long distance, and modern armor of the Dernellian ship the 16 pound cannon ball bounced off of the Dernellian vessel without even scratching the paint. Upon further inspection it was revealed that the weaponry on the pirates vessels was simple smooth-bore, black powder, torch-fired artillery.

Now deeming these pirates of significant annoyance the DAF decided to use a Loch Ness I2 bomber to tag the pirates ships with ODP targeter bombs, and have them subsequently sunken with ODP fire. This destroyed the remaining fleet of the primitive pirates.

Wanting to finish the job, Secretary Zubeknakov cleared the use of the RFG system to cause the small sad state of Zekberg to cease to exist."
(6 more battles, 6 more losses: page=challenge/nations=zekberg)

Wtf just happend here?

Oh, Cossack Peoples,

We will offer 6 million more in Crux gold for the corpses of the pirates the Navy of the Righteous Dernel left in their wake.

Treadwellia wrote:

:O

Tubbius the Rotund hides after seeing all the suppressed posts.

Worry not large one, many of the ones from us are in your defense against an evil doer

New vedan wrote:

Seriously what happened? The mods beat me to the RMB.

Zekberg came claiming to be the ruler of laz, claiming all nations to be his servants. He has now been deleted by railgun fire and tungsten telephone poles.

Still no clue why my stuff was suppressed

Dernel wrote:

Zekberg came claiming to be the ruler of laz, claiming all nations to be his servants. He has now been deleted by railgun fire and tungsten telephone poles.

What a noble end.

Snoodum wrote:

Hello!

A strange foreign greeting

It scares me.

New jammlandia wrote:

hello!

Aghhhhhhh

Everyone, please don't engage with Zekberg.

The centrucian empire wrote:

Who? No idea who that is.

Thank you!