The State of FeGuise is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 33.09 billion FeGuiseans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The FeGuisean economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 48,352 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, deers are considered a delicacy, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FeGuise's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

FeGuise is ranked 87,672^nd in the world and 1^st in Malawi for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.