The State of Nyasan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.178 billion Nyasanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Nyasanian economy, worth 890 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,420 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,209 per year while the poor average 2,064, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, voting is voluntary, Nyasan has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Nyasan in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nyasan's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nyasan is ranked 191,040^th in the world and 5^th in Malawi for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.