The People's Imperial Republic of Democratic United Jair Tizu Rome is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.241 billion Democratic United Jair Tizu Romeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jair Tizu City. The average income tax rate is 56.1%.

The powerhouse Democratic United Jair Tizu Romean economy, worth 950 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 84,517 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Democratic United Jair Tizu Rome, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and those on The Emperor's rumored 'Enemies List' tend to disappear overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic United Jair Tizu Rome's national animal is the wolf and its national religion is Violetism.

Democratic United Jair Tizu Rome is ranked 122,891^st in the world and 31^st in Keep of Darkness XL for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,603.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.