The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 45.948 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,373 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 204,010 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 293,490^th in the world and 16^th in Groland for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.