The Federation of Humbloom is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 358 million Humbloomians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plebetaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Humbloomian economy, worth 25.8 trillion flinters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 72,075 flinters, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hospital administrators can usually be found scrubbing their floors with toothbrushes, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Plebetaria, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Humbloom's national animal is the dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Humbloom is ranked 5,972^nd in the world and 2^nd in military state of Deren for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,689.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.