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As the probes searched the possible jump areas that the raiders could have gone, only one came back with a possible location. Scans were taken of a small asteroid field where a lone outpost and a few ships were docked. Upon collecting the data, the ships prepared to jump to the system where fighters and bombers would be the first attack, and the heavy cannons on the ships would tear apart anything that remained from the fighter strafe and bombing run. Collection of the data would be the second priority, elimination of hostile forces would be the first.
Idiocarasia and North italian union
Twelve titans, East jernius, Celestiam, Reno sheriffs department, and 1 otherNorth italian union
With their ambush lookouts sighing their foe, the raiders realise... they ##### up. unable to properly prepare for such an assault they decide it is in their best interest to: not be were explosions are to be. and properly prepare to leave with the utmost of haste, and little regard for their station's safety. "its better to be lost with your gun, then dead"
in other news, the one detached ship sent directly with the special data package finally makes planetfall, piercing the sky with the grace of a dunk ox, stuck in a field of opium. barely surviving re-entry. the contents of the ship. at least half of the living crew were alive and not dead by the time transports had come to pick them up and reward them.
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Brilliant news for enlightened readers
Celestial Sidereal Initiative reveals new website and project
Much talk has been going on about the vast increase in funding for Celestiam's space agency, the CSI, as the 2020 budget increased the Sidereal Initiative's war chest. Now we know what we're up for, as the CSI edited its website yesterday afternoon.
C E L E S T I A M S I D E R E A L I N I T I A T I V E
The Celestiam Sidereal Initiative runs numerous operations on Earth and within Earth's orbit. The CSI owns and operated 9 telescopes in Celestiam, such as the Harfjord Konunglega Stjörnustöðin (represented here), that are part of the world's northernmost telescopes. The telescopes are involved in a variety of functions, from observing solar system objects to exoplanet detection, establishing space navigation systems, and chartering space. The CSI is actively involved in education and outreach initiatives throughout Celestiam, promoting the teaching of astronomy and space-related syllabi in schools, casting educational videos, and supporting students wishing to study physics, astrophysics, astronomy, and other relevant sciences through bursaries and internships.
The CSI is in charge of the training of Celestial astronauts. Every year, a competition is held allowing two amateurs to enter the Celestial Space Corps, under the condition that they undergo specific training, involving low gravity work, swimming pools, and natural sciences among other subjects. The Celestial Space Corps is currently rather small and does not undertake military work.
The CSI owns a mobile launchpad in the form of a reworked aircraft carrier. This allows small launchers to be launched near the equator. For larger projects, the CSI typically launches from Lambrinia pursuant to an agreement stipulating that Celestiam must restitute a certain percentage of mining revenue.
In Earth's Orbit, the CSI supervises a few (less than 10) communications, weather, and intelligence satellites, including a small orbital telescope. All of these are located between Low Earth Orbit and Geostationary Orbit. A notable satellite operated by the CSI is CSAT-Epsilon, informally known as hliðvörður (en: gatekeeper). Gatekeeper charters the movement of near-earth objects and debris and is traditionally used by Celestial spacecraft to obtain clearance to fly and elaborate flightpaths. Gatekeeper is accessible to all other friendly spacefaring nations, though rarely used by other spacefaring powers, who have their own systems. Thanks to Gatekeeper, there is no recorded instance of collisions of Celestial spacecraft, whether with other spacecraft, debris, or other objects.
Celestiam, through the Celestiam Sidereal Initiative, jointly owns a settlement on the Earth's moon. Lunar Selenia, as it has come to be known, is situated on Mare Vaporum. The Celestial sector is part of a greater complex jointly owned with North italian union, Frellor, and Tennor's space programs.
Celestial Selenia is home to about 70,000 inhabitants, it also houses a Stock exchange, a few corporate headquarters, a telescope, and a spaceport. Celestiam mines a moderate amount of helium-3 to operate fusion reactors and pay its dues to the Cymiopolitan Government for the sue of Lambrinia. Other industries include the financial industry, tourism, and other third sector services, reflecting Celestiam's general industry.
The Celestial Space Initiative has the intention to claim and colonise Enceladus, a moon in Saturn's orbit. Enceladus' alleged underground ocean, the thick ice sheet that would protect under ice settlements from radiation, and its proximity to Saturn would make it a perfect place to establish Celestiam's first stand-alone colony, and first space presence outside of the Earth system. Plans include the construction of a surface runway, and a settlement in the ice sheets that form Enceladus' crust.
Some resources will be shipped using Odyssey Hermes CR-27s, while many will be mined from Saturn's rings, in proximity with Enceladus. More updates will be posted as the mission progresses.
This is the first announcement made about plans to colonise Enceladus, prompting many questions. The Director of the Initiative simply indicated that observation and testing phases using the brand new "state of the art" Cymiopolitan Odyssey Hermes CR-27s were completed, and that a first launch to Enceladus should happen in the next few days.
Little was revealed of the mission, as the Initiative usually does not jubilate before the completion of missions, but rumours point towards a settlement deep under the ice of Enceladus, safe from radiation. Below over a kilometre of ice, air pressure would be very similar to that of earth, and the Initiative indeed confirmed that drilling equipment would be part of the first voyage to Enceladus.
More in the coming days and weeks.
Achipel, Cymiopolis, Karteria, and North italian union
The eight ships jumped right outside of the asteroid field where the pirate base was located. Immediately, fighters and bombers were launched to intercept the fleeing ships and to disable, if any, defense systems that the pirates had. As the swarms of fighters swept through the rocks, most of the pirate vessels were ill equipped to defend against the onslaught. The bombers made their passes over the pirate's outpost, leaving floating debris where the metal structure once stood. Finally, the ships opened fire with their main batteries leaving the area a pile of space dust and parts of the pirate fleet drifting about.
Rescue efforts were made to capture prisoners and to retrieve the stolen cargo, but due to the devastation, there was hardly anything left. A few odds and ends were salvaged from unlucky ships traveling to prospect or to colonize their own worlds, but mainly it was junk and a few spare parts that were left in tact. The few surviving persons found either opened fire with their weapons on the scout crafts and were turned to liquidized red, or took their own life instead of being captured by New Sistonian Marines. All in all, it was decided that the stolen cargo was most likely destroyed, so no life form in the galaxy may learn from what data it may have hidden.
Alternatively, due to this incident, the Emperor has approved of the construction of more ships, and to put a harder grip on criminals that may be foolish enough to operate within our sovereign space.
Foundation of the Lunar League
Frellor’s president has approved the founding of a second colony on the wall of the Plato crater, dubbed Hyperurania. They have also approved the creation of the Lunar League, a company devoted to increasing Frellorian monopoly over moon colonization.
Archaeological Dig Site Analysis
Analysis #3 Part 1: History Files
Tubes upon tubes lay inside the shelves of a massive room with a small holoprojector in the middle. Tubes can be inserted and then played to find out more of this ancient race. After reviewing bits and pieces of their recorded history among the ages (as it was later found that the tubes were in chronological order) this species barely made it into the space age. However, a massive unity movement occurred when they discovered themselves to no longer be special due to the discovery of other lifeforms. The records continue to outline how they became isolationists and instead focused on technological development to "transcend the barbarity of primitiveness and to embark into an era of eternity beyond the reach of the stars".
However, the tapes take a sudden turn for the worst after a technological breakthrough occurred. Our teams are still reviewing and translating the available material, but it appears that their extinction was not due to their own fault. Rather, it appears as though many civilizations were wiped out in a short time-span a few hundred million years ago.
Analysis #3 Part 2: Technology
While our main goal is to research the history of this species, we have also found detailed plans on how to recreate their own technology, only limited by our own technological resources in creating and powering these contraptions. A few such designs are mainly AI that could help to automate everyday life and make it possible to sustain more colonies while automating more of the labor-intensive functions.
There are also plans for plasma and laser weaponry, which counters our current claims that this species was nonviolent and isolationists. Plans of the available technologies will be copied and sent to the Alpha Centauri system for further analysis.
END REPORT
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Twelve titans, Achipel, Celestiam, Idiocarasia, and 3 othersKarteria, Reno sheriffs department, and North italian union
From the Office of the President of the General Assembly:
Debate has now started on a new bill! GAR#30: "Amend 'General Assembly Procedure'" would allow the President to correct grammar/formatting mistakes in bills after the voting period!
Check it out! and come discuss the new bill with us. The debate shall last 3 days pending extensions.
Link to the bill:
Amend 'General Assembly Procedure'
Author: Reno sheriffs department
Category: Amendment
Affects: General Assembly Resolution #15 "General Assembly Procedure"
Section One: Statement of Policy
Through this resolution, the General Assembly seeks to:
Provide greater transparency on the editing of resolutions to fix mistakes.
Define the parameters by which the editing of GA resolutions may be done.
Establishes a Judicial Review avenue to revert any baseless resolution editing.
Section Two: Amendment of GAR#27:"State Code":
The following is hereby adopted as Section One, Subsection VI of GAR#27 "State Code":
"If anyone:Alters in any way a document enacted or ratified by a passed resolution which does not include a procedure for said alteration and a passed resolution does not define a procedure for said alteration;
Alters in any way a document enacted or ratified by a passed resolution outside established procedures;
Alters in any way a document to be enacted or ratified by a proposed resolution which has been approved by the President where a procedure has not been defined in a passed Resolution;
Alters in any way a document to be enacted or ratified by a proposed resolution which has been approved by the President outside established procedures;
Alters in any way a passed resolution or proposed resolution outside of established procedures;
the entity thereof has committed Unlawful Modification of a Legislative Document, and the situation shall be remedied at judicial discretion."
Section Three: Amendment of GAR#15: "General Assembly Procedure":
Definitions (for the purposes of this resolution):
A resolution's "Author" is the primary writer of the resolution's text, while a "Co-Author" is a secondary writer that contributed substantial text to the resolution.
A "Dependent Region" refers to a region that is owned and operated by the New West Indies government or regional officer for the purposes of its affairs.
For the purposes of this resolution, it will refer to the region created for the General Assembly.
"Main" usually refers to the New West Indies region, as opposed to the dependent region.
An "Amendment," in section III, clause B, sub-clause ii, refers to proposed changes during a resolution's debate period.
An "Amendment" in section V, clause B, refers to a resolution that alters another resolution.
A "Sponsor" is a citizen who significantly supports the passage of the resolution and consents to sponsorship. (see section IV)
A new dependent region shall be created exclusively for General Assembly affairs and discussion and shall include a resolution docket and other relevant information.
All official debates, as described in section IV, must occur in this region.
Relevant discussion may still take place on the GA discord channel but must not occur on the main region's RMB.
In accordance with §12 of the constitution, proposed resolutions require approval by the GA President before going to vote.
Disapproval, if applicable, and its reasoning shall be made public.
Once approved, resolutions shall undergo a debate period of at least 48 hours and at most seven days. (while being pinned to the World Factbook Entry of the dependent region)
The exact length of debate shall be determined and announced by the GA President.
At the start of the debate period, the GA President will announce that debate has begun and pin the resolution on the dependent region's World Factbook Entry.
The resolution may not be altered during the debate period; however, GA Members may propose amendments to the resolution.
The GA President shall publicly approve or disapprove amendments and announce the reasoning for any disapproval.
Voting on any approved amendments to a resolution will immediately follow the conclusion of the debate period, and each amendment shall be voted on for no less than twenty-four (24) hours but no more than seventy-two (72) hours.
All such amendments shall be voted on simultaneously.
Amendments which receive a simple majority vote in favor will be considered accepted, and the text of the resolution will be updated in accordance with them.
Immediately following the conclusion of debate and the completion of voting on any subsequent amendments, the GA President shall commence voting on the final text of the resolution, which shall occur on the main region's poll.
Resolutions must accrue at least one sponsor (not including a co-author) to go to a vote; co-authors can still be sponsors but will not be counted.
The resolution's "category" shall include one of the following:
Constitutional Amendment
Applies to a resolution that changes the constitution in any form.
Amendment
Applies to a resolution that changes another resolution; does not include altering constitutional amendments.
Repeal
Applies to a resolution that declares another resolution "null and void".
Domestic Affairs
Applies to a resolution related to regional operations, government conduct, roleplay, culture, or other areas (that do not apply to the Secretariat).
Foreign Affairs
Applies to a resolution related to interregional diplomacy, such as the ratification of treaties (and that does not apply to the SFA).
Legal Affairs
Applies to a resolution related to the rule of law, punishment for crime, and a potential court system.
"Affects" shall refer to which individual or group that the resolution would influence, such as the Secretariat overall, an individual secretary, the General Assembly, the founder, etcetera.
If a resolution is a "repeal," then the "affects" section shall be replaced with a section labeled "resolution"; this shall define the resolution to be repealed.
The President of the General Assembly may correct spelling, grammatical, or formatting errors on a resolution after the voting period has ended.
The changes cannot affect the content of the resolution.
The President must publicly announce any changes to their full extent. The changes will not be in effect unless this announcement is made.
No nation or government official may alter the contents of a resolution at vote.
Should a document enacted or ratified by a passed resolution be altered in any way, and a procedure is defined within the Resolution for such a situation, said procedure shall be followed.
Should a document to be enacted or ratified by a proposed resolution approved by the President be altered in any way, and a procedure is defined in a passed Resolution for such a situation, said procedure shall be followed.
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Twelve titans, Achipel, Karteria, and North italian union
Hello there, welcome to the New West Indies :)
Twelve titans, Idiocarasia, North italian union, and Conarcth
Official message from the Royal Ministry of Colonial and Extraterrestrial Affairs
After the success of our Colony in Miranda the North Italian Space Agency has finally finished her researches and selected a new celestial object to claim. The object in question is the Asteroid called "2-Pallas" situated in the Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter. The first colonist have arrived there 1 week ago and are starting to build the first settlement. 2-Pallas will be used mainly as a trading post, a military base and a launching station. Exclusive mining rights on 2-Pallas have been granted by the King to our private industry: Italdrill mining company. Future updates will come soon.
Thank you for listening.
Achipel, Celestiam, Idiocarasia, and Frellor
Ancapatopia now has the largest pizza delivery industry & greatest economic freedom in the New West Indies. Take that, statists. Anyways, if anyone wants to buy some McSlaves or perhaps some McNukes, hit me up, I'll sell you up to 100 McSlaves for the Low Low Price of 0,92 bitcoin!
The Ice Regime would love to buy about 10 McNukes, and 100,000 McSlaves for our "recreational" use. The funds will be wired to you via an internet link.
Odyssey Startships
Following the successful launch of our Hermes CR-27, we at Odyssey Starships have been listening to our customers while we developed our newest marvel of the space cargo industry. After months of tireless work we are pleased to announce the launch of the Autolycus DR-26. Unlike our previous jumbo-sized model, the Autolycus comes in a much more versatile 73 m hull length, perfect for smaller space colonial empires who do not require a 337 m behemoth. Order your Autolycus DR-26 for the lw-low price of ₱ 800,000,000 now!
Founded: December 20, 2142; Septininsular City, Callisto
Motto: "Surpass the Hurdle"
Industry: Aerospace
Founder: Cymiopolitan Government
CEO: Timotheos Ladas
Headquarters: Septininsular City, Callisto
Parent Company: Olympus StarGroup
Odyssey Starships, is a Cymiopolitan aerospace company that designs, manufactures and sells space cargo vessels worldwide. Together with its partners from the Olympus Stargroup, it is part of the largest aerospace conglomerate in the world.
The company was founded by the Cymiopolitan Government on December 20, 2142, in Septininsular City, the capital of the Cymiopolitan colony of Callisto. Odyssey Starship's first and current CEO, Timotheos Ladas was selected by the Minister of Extraterrestrial Affairs, Ioannis Phocas, to take the head of the company.
The company was founded after the landmark trade deal between Cymiopolis and New sistonia that gave Cymiopolis both access to New Sistonian mines in the Alpha Centauri System and the secret to FTL propulsion technology.
With the lack of suitable FTL cargo ships that could meet the needs of Cymiopolitan celestial extractions, the government was quick to provide a solution that would corner the market. Following negotiations with Pegasus starships, a deal was reached where both companies would cooperate by sharing knowledge while both becoming more specialized in order to not cannibalize each other's market shares. While Pegasus will continue to produce passenger and military vessels, Odyssey has taken the mantle to produce FTL-capable cargo vessels to fit the needs of the new interstellar trade routes.
The company is currently headquartered in the Ithaca Dome of Septininsular City. It's shipyards are ideally placed close to the hangars of the Cymiopolitan Space Force for easy delivery of new vessels into the Cymiopolitan Space Fleet, while also being closer to the clearance zone for use of FTL propulsion. Due to increasing demands, additional shipyards have been constructed on Antiope, Rosmerta and Epicurea.
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Specifications
Body Type: Medium
Engines: 4 Odyssey Starships VTOL Thorium Thrusters, 1 Odyssey Starships FTL Thruster
Displacement: 600 tonnes (full load)
Length: 73 m
Wingspan: 79 m
Height: 25 m
Decks: 3
Max Payload: 400 tones
Power Source: Pegasus Starships "Thorium Power XL." / Backup Generator: Lasts 20 hours
Variants: Cargo Variant, Hybrid Variant (Cargo + Passengers)
Price per unit: ₱ 800,000,000
Customers
Nation |
Cargo Variant | Hybrid Variant |
N/A |
20 | |
20 |
N/A | |
10 |
N/A | |
6 |
1 | |
10 |
4 | |
N/A |
10 | |
50 |
50 |
Specifications
Body Type: Large
Engines: 4 Odyssey Starships VTOL Thorium Thrusters, 1 Odyssey Starships FTL Thruster
Displacement: 200 000 tonnes (full load)
Length: 169 m
Wingspan: 85 m
Height: 42 m
Decks: 12
Max Payload: 140 000 tones
Power Source: Pegasus Starships "Thorium Power XL." / Backup Generator: Lasts 20 hours
Variants: Cargo Variant, Hybrid Variant (Cargo + Passengers)
Price per unit: ₱ 4,000,000,000
Customers
Nation |
Cargo Variant | Hybrid Variant |
5 |
5 | |
5 |
5 | |
5 |
2 | |
50 |
50 |
Specifications
Body Type: Extra Large
Engines: 4 Odyssey Starships VTOL Thorium Thrusters, 1 Odyssey Starships FTL Thruster
Displacement: 400,000 tones (full load)
Length: 337 m
Wingspan: 168 m
Height: 87 m
Decks: 27 m
Max Payload: 300,000 tones
Power Source: Pegasus Starships "Thorium Power XL." / Backup Generator: Lasts 20 hours
Variants: Cargo Variant, Hybrid Variant (Cargo + Passengers)
Price per unit: ₱ 10,000,000,000
Customers
Nation | Cargo Variant | Hybrid Variant |
2 |
0 |
|
8 |
2 |
|
0 |
2 |
|
1 |
N/A | |
1 |
3 |
|
5 |
0 |
|
50 |
50 |
City | Celestial Body | Model Type |
Septininsular City | All Models | |
Cycladic City | Chione PK-14 | |
Cycladic City | Autolycus DR-26 | |
Speranzia | Autolycus DR-26 | |
Nouvelle-Avignon | Autolycus DR-26 |
Glad to hear. If any of you World Assembly idiots want to go after me for "breaking international law" just note that this is a personal business deal, and has absolutely nothing to do with Ancapatopia. Anyhow, glad to do business with you, Ice Regime.
[OOC] Just a little heads up that the World Assembly (or the New West Indies itself) don't exist in RP. NS stats are also not necessarily relavent. You can therefore freely trade your nukes and slaves, though you'll also have to accept the consequences of other nations not liking you and placing sanctions and embargoes on you that can severely impact your economy.
Frellor and Ancapatopia
True... but does 
Ancapatopia even roleplay? I was under the impression that this wasn’t the case.
New York, Yeshiva “Baruch Pinsky”
-Is he really ready?
-Uri, shim’i! Hashem, you don’t trust me, do you?? I AM your brother and I AM this facility main instructor. Tell them he is ready.
-He is just a kid! How old is he? Nineteen?
-Technically he will be tomorrow, but he had bashed to death ten men per year of life, counting when he was drinking mommy milk. Hara, I’m not sure he had a mother… Sure his father was something between Bruce Lee and Devil himself though.
-Izik, listen carefully, I will follow your advice but Hashem see that if you fail I’ll tell ima that you killed a boy on Yom Kippur.
Young orthodox Jew got up from the table and patted his elder brothers on the shoulder.
Cymiopolis, Fiskardo
Gioacchino di Serramarrocco was enjoying himself. More than that, three more ladies were enjoying him also. Life off the ship had it advantages and he could not deny it. Fiskardo may be not biggest town in Cymiopolis, but big enough to have escort agencies. Gioacchino was a pilot, a mercenary, a pirate, but first of all he was Italian. Being Italian means knowing how to enjoy life and wine with some snow helped him staying focused after a week in this shady asteroid. He had three days more to enjoy and he would take everything life could offer. Only one thought overshadowed his happiness – they always call when he is that much pleased. He tried to push this thought away, when commutator was pinged
-Gioacchino, chao, ragazzi! Hope you enjoy yourself!
-Senor, I have holidays….
-And I hope you’ve enjoyed it! We need you at new HQ ASAP. There is package which you have to deliver to our DJ Tribe
-Roger, out.
Gioacchino made unnatural howl, scaring escort ladies. Idiocarasia, for God Sake! They better have nice slaves this time. With full package of arms, legs and eyes.
-So, mamacitas, you have 10 grams and three days payed up more, but noi have 20 minutes more...
North italian union, Port Town of Chioggia
George Cullingham, suspect, was finally happy. Lifetime work under cover is stressing and even more is seclusion in hideout. Finally he could breathe fresh air and smell the sea. He was wearing boxers, sombrero and Hawaii shirt and was seating at the seaside on the sand. Joint, or better say huge weed cigar, tasted like in a first time. There was no such stuff in New united carolinas! Politics is ruthless, almost as Cartelero life, but it is definitely more constraining. He knew that next day he will be hiding again, but that day was mans birthday and high rank officer as him could have one day of rest after 22 years of hard work. Cartel was always thinking bigger than governments could, but its members do not live longer.
Idiocarasia, Arena
Oleg was hearing his pulse slowing down. Two man, one almost giant and another too small, were approaching him at high speed, knives equipped. Their feet were making these ugly noises of nail scratching over concrete. Their ancestors were from somewhere in Oceania, most probably – these tribal knives looked strangely familiar. He heard three others stepping smoothly from behind. “Urody blyad! Who the heck they think I am”. He shouted out loud, surprising enemies.
-I AM RUSSIAN GOD WITH ME!
He ran directly to the one on the left, almost touching wall with his axe. Those at the back rushed forward, but it was late for their buddy. Oleg rolled up and opened like a spring, his axe crushing man metal armor and letting his guts out. He grabbed guts and used them as a rope to catch fastest chaser’s leg. Man felt down, causing one behind him to fell also. Oleg didn’t have time to enjoy a show as Small one tried to hit stab him with knife. Oleg bit his wrist, veins wide open, and let Small to slip past him. This moment mace chopped some skin from his arm with its blades. Oleg felt nothing but this fresh, juicy rage. He grabbed mace handler and pulled it with all his force, taking position behind purser and then forcing him to fell on his knee. Spines crash sound always gives him a boner and it was always untimely.
So two last men standing stared at each other. Oleg saw from leg movement that his enemy was good. Just not good enough, probably. Oleg and enemy were making rounds around each other, starting a dance only one can finish. When position was right, Oleg made a false attack, exposing his left side. That lure was good enough to make his opponent follow. Oleg made a backflip on the wall, and appeared just behind the enemy, who was still regaining balance. He never had a chance. Oleg grabbed him by hair and started to beat his face against wall. Deaf sound gave way to wet sound and after ten more punches Oleg was holding a scalp in his hand, with his pulse fasting up and crowd roar gaining his attention. He understood that he passed and he responded to crowd.
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Celestiam, Idiocarasia, Cymiopolis, North italian union, and 1 otherFrellor
It’s not about quantity, it’s all about quality. 😉
Celestiam and Ancapatopia
Ours are of the best quality, they are 100% legal in Ancapatopia. The better ones cost more, of course, but the Indian ones go for very cheap.
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