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Sweet! Sorry for delayed response, I passed out for three hours.
Nobody has told me what variants they want, *sad*.
"Empress! Empress!" screams an informant. "It's Kahn! and he's here to take Keegan with him!"
"Argh... You stupid piece of insignificant worm food, you had one job and it was to just exile Kahn in Stiergarten!" Iris utters in anger. Right before the informant tries to justify, Iris shoots him through the head, killing him instantly. "...Stupid. Now I have to care about the traitor and the goddamn Mordusian!" she continues. She gets up from her throne and looks outside the window, only to see a riot of people, killing her men. Portinabicans, Shakadians, Mordusians, Cymiopolitans, Lambrinians, every single one of them seem to be tired of her regime. Who caused the riot? Kahn and Keegan. Keegan had recently been jailed and sentenced to life in prison but escaped because of Kahn's help. Kahn, however, was caught and exiled to Stiergarten B, but somehow managed to flee from there - nobody knows how, but Kahn does.
"Empress, what do we do with the civilians that are rioting? Even some of our men are starting to riot against us!" one of her soldiers asked. "...Gas them." she replied. "And then, gas Saint-Lambros... I will finally have what I deserve." As other civilians were in shock, multiple others were hit by multiple chemical bombs. Some were killed because of the impact, but others were killed because of the gas. Some got their skin corroded, others died in the spot. The point is: she wants them dead.
"That crazy lunatic is bombing them with chemicals!" screams Keegan. "We have to do something!"
"...Don't worry, Keegan," Kahn replies. "I know how she works. She tries so hard to be unpredictable, yet fails to do so." Keegan notices a strange plane, flying towards Lambrinia. It's the Empress' plane, ready to deploy her chemical bombs on the innocent nation. "She's going towards the East! We need to stop her!" Desperately, Kahn runs towards an imperial helicopter, dragging Keegan with him. As both fought her men relentlessly, they eventually got what they wanted. "You pilot this thing while I shoot the guns. Got it?" "...I don't how to pilot this..." "...Are you serious? You came to save my ass from her in a goddamn alien ship, now you are claiming that you don't know how to pilot a helicopter, Kahn?!" he screams. "Uugh, fine, I pilot, you shoot. Better?" "...Better."
The helicopter takes off. They follow Iris' plane as fast as they could, taking down some of her men in the process. They eventually reached her plane, in which both decided unanimously: "We'll enter the plane and take her down." As they entered, multiple guards swarmed them. Some started to shoot, while others tried to engage in physical combat. No matter what, they weren't able to defeat Keegan and Kahn, who together were unbeatable. Kahn kept fighting her reinforce while Keegan sneaked his way through the plane and entered the cockpit, hitting both the pilot and co-pilot in their necks, killing them in an instant. He then proceeded to pilot the plane, turning around. "...What's happening?" Iris questions herself, seeing how the plane changed its direction. As she left the room, she looked at Kahn dead in his eyes and pulled out her gun. As she tried to shoot Kahn, she killed and hurt many of her men in the process, damaging some of the structure within the plane. One of her shots, however, hit Keegan in the shoulder, leaving him to agonize and, as a consequence, making the plane fall. "I can't leave him to die here, not this way. I will get him out of here, even if it costs my life." Kahn descends through the plummeting plane, grabbing Keegan with what remained of his strength. "Argh! Why am I such a bullet magnet?!" Keegan laughs, coughing in pain.
As Kahn reached the exit, something grabbed his leg and started to scratch it. "I am not letting you out! If I die, you're coming with me!!" Iris screams at the top of her lungs. Keegan, still unable to properly fight, had an idea. He grabbed a small dagger in his pocket and showed off it to Iris. "...Yippie kay yay, we're leaving and living, motherf--!" Keegan throws the dagger at Iris' forehead and nails the shot, as her eyes roll back into her head. She plummets to the cockpit, eventually being impaled by one of the metallic armrests of the pilot's chair. Kahn finally was able to jump out of the plane, and so he did. Carrying Keegan in his arms, he jumped off with all he could, leaving them both to free fall towards the ground. Thankfully, Kahn had a parachute and used it right before they hit the ground. Both filled with adrenaline, Keegan gave a fake punch on Kahn's chest. "Thanks for the help, bucko... Now, two things: Can you help me here? T-This goddamn bullet wound is killing me." "...Sure."
"...But what about the plane?" Keegan asks. Both look behind, seeing what could only be described as a miracle. The plane, carrying most of their chemical bombs, fell into the water, sinking slowly towards the bottom of the ocean. "...It's over." replies Kahn. "...What do we do now?"
"...We are going to clean her mess, Keegan. And you're cleaning it with me."
And not a single word of condolence. Smh
Idiocarasia, Cymiopolis, and North italian union
[insert obligatory condolences here]
[am i cool yet]
[I don’t pay much attention here]
[Default Condolences]
Your boy isn’t dead. If he were to die in a sailing accident in an inebriated state after colliding with an iceberg of the coast of the Falklands, then condolences would then be necessary
(RIP Doge Gasparo Contaniri, #1 degenerate south of the Rio de la Plata)
The Emperor and Empress of Japan send their condolences to the Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic
((Been off sometime ;p))
Ventus Prime, Karteria, and North italian union
(SIC)
Alexander Wagenknecht leader of The anarchist communist has contacted our King with a secret phonecall to propose an affair.
NIU will send support to his faction in the Greenland Civil War against the kingdom of The ice regime and in exchange he'll let us build a military base in his colony on Europa.
Future updates will be given.
Pegasus. Bigger and better.
We at Pegasus felt the need for an update. And we're updating everything. From our logo to our very own ships. Pegasus is getting a new coat of paint. As for our ships, all ships will now be sold with optional Faster than light (FTL) capabilities, which will allow for travel at a greater distance at more effective speeds. This will be particularly helpful for the nations who are forming colonies outside of our solar system, and we hope to be able to support them in their efforts. All ships made prior to this can be modified on request for a cheap price.
All Pegasus distribution centers will now be servicing all Pegasus brand starships, as well as Odyssey brand starships. No longer will ships have to travel to specified distribution centers for particular ship repairs, parts, and modifications.
On that note, Pegasus is opening it's first Galactic distribution centers on Lunar Selenia and Enceladus, but of which are space colonies owned by Celestiam. These will make it easier for parts and components to be delivered across Space, and for ships to get their aforementioned fixes if they happen to be in Space, and not Earth.
We DO plan on building more facilities wherever possible. If you are a nation that is willing to build one of our facilities (which includes factories), on your colony, we will be more than willing.
We are excited to serve the world in the near future!
Pegasus Starships. Born winged.
Ventus Prime and North italian union
Nice post, but Celest doesn’t own Lunar Selenia! It’s a shared colony.
Alicia
Oopsie
It is very disappointing that our friend here feels the need to “strengthen” their military just to send a message. With that being said, Ventus Prime will not be intimidated by these things as such we ask our friends 
Frellor and Cymiopolis to send a message to New sistonia to stand down or risk retaliation from our militaries.
Uh... I’m kinda allied to both of you.
-Ventus Prime: Patrol the Jovian system together to kick out Idiocarn space raiders.
-New Sistonia: Sell ludricous amounts of space minerals from the CCE in exchange for mining rights, tech and sometimes entire celestial bodies.
In any case, militarise yourselves as much as you need to feel safe, but no need to actually start a war over nothing.
Foreign Minister
The blatant disrespect has been seen and now others see it as well. The Emperor and the people of the Empire do not wish for war, but we will do what we must in order to receive the same respect and courtesy as others. For whatever reason, the Empire that has helped in times of disaster and assisted others when faced with problems has lost the respect and courtesy that we once had. If in order to get it back we must go to extreme measures, then we shall. But make no mistake, should we continue to be seen as lesser, we shall prove that we are far greater than others believe.
The Imperial Space Agency has been searching the galaxy and has recommended new systems to claim. Updates will be posted of what systems the Emperor chooses.
The Imperial Administration Office has advised the Emperor to permanently move the capital off of Earth and to leave a minimal presence on the lands.
Again, the Empire wants to work with other nations, but public opinion has turned sour in regards to interactions with certain nations.
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