The Colony of Ella Empire is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.287 billion Ella Empireans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The thriving Ella Empirean economy, worth 80.8 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,767 aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,907 per year while the poor average 11,658, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ella Empire's national animal is the bovina.

Ella Empire is ranked 279,941^st in the world and 7^th in Queen Elizabeth Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 304.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.