The Virgin Queendom of Kristel II is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lady Kristel with a fair hand, and renowned for its burgeoning cat population. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 22.129 billion Kristels enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kristellia. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kristelian economy, worth 491 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,220 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Kristel II has designated Kristellia as its capital city, The Worship of Kristel has been named as Kristel II's national religion, and Lady Kristel has just been declared ruler of Kristel II in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristel II's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Worship of Kristel.

Kristel II is ranked 41,001^st in the world and 1^st in Republic of Channel Island for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 732.55 on the Clooney Contribution Index.