The Republic of TulipsAndCrack is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.756 billion TulipsAndCrackians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 10.5%.

The strong TulipsAndCrackian economy, worth 289 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 60,836 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the doctor has cold hands, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TulipsAndCrack's national animal is the hamster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

TulipsAndCrack is ranked 90,791^st in the world and 1^st in Silent for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.