Population | 29 billion |
Capital | The Raymish Command Bunker |
Leader | Chairman RRW |
Currency | raymish credit |
Animal | Killer Penguin |
The People's Republic of The Raymish Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chairman RRW with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 29 billion Raymishes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Raymish Command Bunker. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Raymish Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,643 trillion raymish credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is 91,138 raymish credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in The Raymish Empire' is a smash hit, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Raymish Empirean Space Agency. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Raymish Empire's national animal is the Killer Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
The Raymish Empire is ranked 286,925th in the world and 55th in Stargate for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Raymish Empire, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Raymish Empirean Space Agency.
- : The Raymish Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Stationary, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality and Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in The Raymish Empire, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in The Raymish Empire' is a smash hit.
- : The Raymish Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in The Raymish Empire, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in The Raymish Empire, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in The Raymish Empire, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in The Raymish Empire, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in The Raymish Empire, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
- : Following new legislation in The Raymish Empire, overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters.