The Sultanate of Bbodigamija is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dedonot Makožoko VII with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.422 billion Bbodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topizim ᘜabam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bbodigamijan economy, worth 672 trillion Virtues a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 196,424 Virtues, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,403,931 per year while the poor average 8,990, a ratio of 156 to 1.

The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', and citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bbodigamija's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Topožo.

Bbodigamija is ranked 36,369^th in the world and 585^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,619.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.