The Neo-Slavic Federation of Zeneslav is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kàsper Kàrlevesk with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.823 billion Zenesks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cśevàljsk. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zenesk economy, worth 762 trillion Màrels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,412 Màrels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeneslav's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zenesk Orthodox Church.

Zeneslav is ranked 31,960^th in the world and 23^rd in Saint Helene for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,458 on the Gilded Widget Scale.