The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅow ԍᴜv'мıɴт of Animal Farmerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Bo Jiden with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.547 billion Muricans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Murican economy, worth a remarkable 4,294 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 244,723 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from President Bo Jiden's childhood, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and the official Murican Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown. Animal Farmerica's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lex Lutheran Christianity.

Animal Farmerica is ranked 287,048^th in the world and 16^th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Primitive, scoring -501.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.