The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Golvania wrote:

Hello everyone

Hello, Creature

It'a kinda quiet right now, but it might pixk uo soon

Also... what kind of... thing are you. Like creature

A war broke out between myself and the Land of Sorrow, and I won. I pulled a Hiroshima on those lanky, tear-soaked bastards.

Anyhows can I get a drink and some 12 gauge ammo for this little gun I have? pulls out a Winchester 1897 shotgun

East lodge wrote:

Hello, Creature

It'a kinda quiet right now, but it might pixk uo soon

Also... what kind of... thing are you. Like creature

Gasps aghast.

You can't just demand someone reveal their origins! This is a safe structure for all, including the nondenominated.

Golvania wrote:

Hello everyone

Waves warmly.

Ignore them, the more important question is, can I get you a drink?

New swaraelia wrote:

Can I have a free waffle this time? I’ll let you use the passport I get.

Is it really free if you're still paying in passport useage?

Sets steaming waffle before them.

Enjoy!

Eripolis wrote:

Anyhows can I get a drink and some 12 gauge ammo for this little gun I have? pulls out a Winchester 1897 shotgun

Any specific drink? Or are you really gonna rely on the goodwill of our service providers to not poison you?

Heads to the back and dusts off some ammo.

Here's this for now. Enjoy!

Anacin wrote:

[i]A ring of fire appears out of the wooden floor, Anacin
Im Back, Hell Is not fun. WORSE. TOUR BUS. EVER.

Brocklandia wrote:

But I thought you were taking the helicopter tour of Hell instead?

Which Hell?

East berlin state wrote:

Hey, Feoras
You need to bring cuddles the zombie child in more, and maybe his mother thing named Karen! I love seeing both around here.

He's been playing with Fluffy, but maybe I'll bring him in tomorrow.

East lodge wrote:

Intact please

Give me a few days. I have a tenant who doesn't understand the noise policy.

No, those two aren't related. Why do you ask?

Brocklandia wrote:

If it doesn't look suspicious, it's not likely to turn out to be the open, fluid-filled mouth of some beast from the underworld, is it?

It's not. I'm apartment sitting while it's out of town.

Gretten dame wrote:

Which Hell?

The fun one where all the cool kids go.

Gretten dame wrote:

Which Hell?

Feoras wrote:

The fun one where all the cool kids go.

The Ninth Circle of Hell overrated--and overrun by tourists. I think the cool kids are hanging out in Purgatory these days--or maybe Limbo, which looks an awful like a branch office of the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Brocklandia wrote:

Like scenic downtown Newark?--Or is it rocking more of a Detroit-Murder-Capital-of-the-World aesthetic?

No-more of a Nicaraguan roadkill look, though mixed in with some Venezuelan inflation, tossed with a nice helping of food which would give you food poisoning if it was food in the first place.

Brocklandia wrote:

Well, if you want a second helping of the lunch special, just ask for it.

Well, I wanted more of the Eggs Benedict and waffles. Lots of waffles.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

Just cause something says it's special doesn't mean it really is. *Puts down a plate of the lunch special*

True enough.

The Witness slides the entirety of the plate's contents into their mouth and starts to chew.