The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Mindon wrote:

True. I did sell my entire Colony Mastald to the devil.

*Mastald, a man wearing a mask and a suit teleports in a burst of flame* He did, he really did sell all of our lands to the devil. I signed it, sure. But he encouraged me.

*A team of zombies go through the bar removing all the Radiotrophic fungi*

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

pering
Oh
well
ehhhhh
The gemstone starts whispering again
I'll keep studying it

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong? Even if something does go wrong it will hopefully far away from my facilities.

Mastald wrote:

Well, since I'm here I might as well enjoy myself before returning to that warm and dark place. Who's the bartender around here? And does he or she have any recommendations?

Hmm. *The penguin looks up from cleaning the bar with a hamster* I guess I'm around. It really depends what you like for a good recommendation. If you want a popular beer there's shnozzlefoam. If you like paperwork and potentially dangerous drinks there's nectar. If you like the bartender's specialty there's a zombie.

Mastald wrote:

Haven't heard of a drink called zombie. What's in it?

Lots of rum - about an ounce of four different types of rum. Then a little bit of three different fruit juices. And then a nice garnish.

Brocklandia wrote:

Are you here to order, or to be the order? 'Cause I have three tables waiting on glasses of water. Follow me.

Slides along the bar, levitates off the end, a shimmering in the air, a flash of light, and three replica glasses float off to the 3 different tables...

A cold glass of water reappears at the opposite end of the Bar; close to A bush.

Mastald wrote:

Is that normal?

Appears within an octogram scratched into the floor.

_{FOR HERE? WELL, THIS BAR IS A FOCAL POINT OR SINGULARITY OF SUCH A VAST AND INFINITE VARIETY OF UNIVERSES, MULTIVERSES, AND REALITIES, THAT ALL POSSIBILITIES AND PROBABILITIES ARE EQUALLY BOTH ABNORMAL AND NORMAL, AND THUS THIS IS 'NORMAL' FOR HERE.}

Could I get a bottle of milk?
and three glasses also...

The Grimm Reaper wrote:

Appears within an octogram scratched into the floor.

_{FOR HERE? WELL, THIS BAR IS A FOCAL POINT OR SINGULARITY OF SUCH A VAST AND INFINITE VARIETY OF UNIVERSES, MULTIVERSES, AND REALITIES, THAT ALL POSSIBILITIES AND PROBABILITIES ARE EQUALLY BOTH ABNORMAL AND NORMAL, AND THUS THIS IS 'NORMAL' FOR HERE.}

That explains quite a few things I've heard about the bar. Also does anyone know who the bartender is?

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Zombie Penguins an imperator ale please
Oh a whole lotta things you don't wanna see
And don't be so confident about that
Whispering starts up again
This is getting worrying now

If somethings does happen, I'll be sure to write down what happens. Anyway, has anyone seen Brocklandia? We haven't finished discussing what monster I would sell him so he can deliver stuff again.

Mindon wrote:

Anyway, has anyone seen Brocklandia? We haven't finished discussing what monster I would sell him so he can deliver stuff again.

Oh, that Brocklandia guy was a real ass-hat. I'll bet that last monster ate him, took over his job and his identity, and no one suspects a thing.

Mastald wrote:

Very well, I'll take one.

*The penguin makes a zombie then puts it on a coaster in front of the guest* Let me know if you want something else.

Con vilveria wrote:

Can I get a Brown Royal Canadian Whiskey and mozzarella sticks.

*A zombie brings over the mozzarella sticks while the penguin takes over the whiskey*

Elite leomonade wrote:

Could I get a bottle of milk?
and three glasses also...

*Another zombie grabs the milk and three glasses for the pollster*

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Zombie Penguins an imperator ale please

*The penguin gets the ale* Here you go.