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Looks up from whatever he was doing.
Welcome back, I suppose one of the 
Zombie Penguins stuffed you in without any warm drinks, or any protection whatsoever, as we remove the clothes of the victims so they cook faster. Speaking of which, your clothes are next to the deep fryer, clothes are usually used for fried things, like cockroaches.
Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, and New swaraelia
Drunkndisorderly, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands
I never said that their deaths were faked. There are woods behind my house that are obviously perfect for stashing bodies, and for a handful of dry cat food every day, the local raccoon population keeps my secrets. These statements, by the way, should definitely not be interpreted as a confession, so don't bother calling the police tip-line.
Feoras, Zany Zanes, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands
Looks down at bare body in mild suprise and annoyance.
Oh. Huh.
Glances at the kitchen nervously.
Uh...I think I'll just get an outfit from my stuff instead. Thanks for the info though.
Pulls out a hodgepodge of clothing from a dusty bag in a shadowy corner, slipping it on quickly.
Straightening shirt absent mindedly.
Uh yeah, I think. The guy from The Great Right. Kinda political if I recall. Didn't order much.
Feoras, New swaraelia, Tercania islands, and Udorohe
A drone walks into the Bear. They are immediately mauled to death, and dragged out to be eaten elsewhere.
Ouch. I can't bear to see it when that happens. Oh wait, I can.
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands
They don't pay very well anyway. However, I will be putting this non-confession into my blackmail file.
Brocklandia, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands
Stares in bored amusement.
So, same old same old around here then? Clean up on aisle five!
Laughs in surprise.
Blackmail? On who? With Brock you're more likely to end up with those nonconfessed bodies than actually using it to your advantage.
Brocklandia, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands
Not a single poem? Like Monica Lewinsky in 1998, I’m disappointed.
Feoras and Tercania islands
Here's my tip to you: If the police tiplines don't pay, try the news agency lines. They pay by the adjective and adverb. Consider the following:
"They're gonna blow up the daycare center" -- $10.
"They're gonna blow up the daycare center soon" -- $15.
"They're gonna blow up the #$%@ing daycare center real soon" -- $50.
Follow that up with some convincing sound effects, and just watch the electronic transfer funds mount up in your bank account. Best of all, these days news agency never bother confirming that the day care center was actually blown up, which means you can repeat this week after week.
I don't pay very well either, since my source of income is this Bar and these cheapskate tippers. Besides, there's more scandalous stuff than that slated for my autobiography, which will be released as an Amazon e-book any day now ... once I sit down to write it. I'm gonna call it: "The Completely True and Absolutely Not Made Up Life of Brock, Official Bar Janitor Extraordinaire." Catchy, huh?
Feoras, Zany Zanes, New swaraelia, Tercania islands, and 1 otherRussviata
Bear, Bar--such a narrow distinction. There but for the grace of my spellchecker, go I.
Jehovahs witness, Zany Zanes, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands
I certainly do. Great to have you back. How have things been?
Zany Zanes, New swaraelia, Tercania islands, Woods is back, and 1 otherUdorohe
Sounds like a good read. Here, a little something to get the creative juices pumping
Hands a handful of coins
Feoras, Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, New swaraelia, and 1 otherTercania islands
Oh! Are you gonna mention me?! I've always wanted to be written into someones book!
Feoras, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands
I’ve been in one! Top people you should avoid-By John Wayne Gacy
Feoras and Zany Zanes
It’s time from everyone’s mandatory communism checkup to make sure your vaccines are up to date and that you don’t have the disease of communism
Who wants to go first? Dibs on burning the heretics
I'd rather not have those bodies because they've probably decomposed by now, but new bodies can always be utilized.
There's other ways you can pay me, of course. Maybe we can work out a deal where I get exclusive rights to any video evidence from now on. I've got customers who'd probably enjoy it. And then if you finish that book, I might have a slick product to resell you to help publicize it.
Boring. Do something more fun like forcing them to listen to Vogon poetry. It'll make ours sound sweeter!
Vogons are just doing their jobs. And they should stick to their jobs. Their poetry is subpar at worst.
Feoras and New swaraelia
Yes, but my lawyers have advised me to change all names to protect the guilty. In my book, you're called "Madame Myrtle," to preserve the alliteration of your name. Catchy, huh?
Feoras, Zany Zanes, and New swaraelia
Thank you kindly for the ... Hey, these are Canadian coins. No one accepts them as currency--not even Canada.
Zany Zanes, New swaraelia, and Russviata
Too remind you:
I never said it would help financially.
Feoras, Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and New swaraelia
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