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Kakazagistan wrote:Achtung! Der Franzose muss sterben! Zu den Gewehre! Zum Sieg!

*puts on a M1916 stahlhelm and runs into the woods*

Bye, have a beautiful time

Tercania islands wrote:What's a Tuesday?

Good question.

Feoras and Tercania islands

Tercania islands wrote:What's a Tuesday?

The third day of the week

Tercania islands

Tercania islands

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:The third day of the week

The what of the what?

Tercania islands wrote:The what of the what?

Ya know what, I could really care less right now

Tercania islands

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:Ya know what, I could really care less right now

Couldn't care less. If you could care less, that means you care at least somewhat.

Tercania islands

Kabravosk wrote:Couldn't care less. If you could care less, that means you care at least somewhat.

Brain explodes from logic bomb

?

Anacin and Davao bisaya

Santa lucia wrote:?

This type of thing happens all the time, a dude ate a deep fried land mine

Davao bisaya

Santa lucia wrote:?

It be like that sometimes.

Lake of fur and Davao bisaya

Anacin wrote:It be like that sometimes.

It be crazy like dat

Davao bisaya

Anacin wrote:It be like that sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPkZbJAP7Zc

"Who the hell invented the sandwich!?"

Anacin and Davao bisaya

Tank commander

Santa lucia wrote:?

That's easy for you to say.

Lake, another Schnozzlefoam and one for my friend over here.

Lake of fur, Santa lucia, and Davao bisaya

I'd like a bottle of vodka. *Pulls out a rag and glares at the door to the bar*

Lake of fur and Davao bisaya

Thoonia wrote:I'd like a bottle of vodka.

*Sets a bottle on the counter*

Tank commander wrote:Lake, another Schnozzlefoam and one for my friend over here.

*Draws a pint for the Commander and one for Santa lucia*

Louis Prima - Che La Luna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1mjNJntpRQ

"C' 'na luna mezz'u mare
Mamma mia m'a maritare
Figlia mia a cu te dare

Mamma mia pensace tu
Se te piglio lu pesciaiole
Isse vai isse vene
Sempe lu pesce mane tene
Se ce 'ncappa la fantasia
Te pesculia figghiuzza mia

Ohh Mama
La la la la la la
Ohh Mama
La la la la la la

Mamma dear come over here
And see who's looking in my window
It's the baker boy and look
He's got a cannoli in his hands

If you marry the baker boy
He will come and he will go
He will always mix the flower in the pan
If you marry the baker boy
He'll have a cannoli in his hand

Ohh Mama
La la la la la la
Ohh Mama
La la la la la la

Mamma dear come over here
And see who's looking in the window
It's the musician and hes got
An instrument in his hands

If you marry the musician
He will come and he will go
He will always be playing in the band
If you marry the musician
He'll have the trumpet in his hand

Ohh Mama
La la la la la la
Ohh Mama
La la la la la la

C' 'na luna mezz'u mare
Mamma mia m'a maritare
Figlia mia a cu te dare
Mamma mia pensace tu

Ohh Mama
La la la la la la
Ohh Mama
La la la la la la"

Thoonia, Santa lucia, and Davao bisaya

Lake of fur wrote:*Sets a bottle on the counter*

*Walks outside and walks back in without the bottle*
Okay. All good. Thanks.

Lake of fur and Davao bisaya

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Lake of fur, Seltzer boy, and Davao bisaya

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:Hasa Diga Eebowai!

"Kissinger, Kissinger, bo-bissinger
Banana-fana fo-fissinger
Fee-fi-mo-missinger
Kissinger!

Monroe, Monroe, bo-bonroe
Banana-fana fo-fonroe
Fee-fi-mo-onroe
Monroe!"

Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, and Davao bisaya

Anacin wrote:Gets up and grabs a translation book

C'est un manque total de respect de votre part. Tu devrais avoir honte. Au fait, un croissant au chocolat s'il vous plaît. En outre, Google translate est amusant ŕ droite.

Les mots de Google sont douloureux. "Droite" est une direction, pas "correcte". Ne parlez pas en Francais, s'il vous plait.

*waves hand* Maitre'd, brie du beurre, s'il vous plait et du champagne.

Oui, brie du beurre.

Lake of fur, Anacin, Insaneminds, and Davao bisaya

Thoonia wrote:*Walks outside and walks back in without the bottle*
Okay. All good. Thanks.

*narrows eyes*

Where...where did you throw that?

Lake of fur, Thoonia, Davao bisaya, and The suspicious corner

Kabravosk wrote:*narrows eyes*

Where...where did you throw that?

No harm no foul.

Kabravosk, Davao bisaya, and The suspicious corner

Thoonia wrote:No harm no foul.

Fair enough. I wanna set something on fire too. Hey bartender can I have a bottle of vodka?

Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, Thoonia, and Davao bisaya

Kabravosk wrote:Fair enough. I wanna set something on fire too. Hey bartender can I have a bottle of vodka?

Slides over a bottle of vodka.

Enjoy.

Lake of fur, Kabravosk, Davao bisaya, and The suspicious corner

Zany Zanes wrote:Slides over a bottle of vodka.

Enjoy.

Yaaah. *slides rag into the top and runs outside, then comes back empty handed*

Someone set the parking lot on fire. I dont know who did it, but...
*explosion from out back*

I'm gonna head to my basement now.

Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, Thoonia, Davao bisaya, and 1 otherThe suspicious corner

*Looks around*
Isn't it peaceful?

Davao bisaya

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