The Bar on the corner of every region Board

Lady hevoline wrote:

Its time to Get a job!

well I'm allways Hiring:https://www.youtube.com/jobs/

Prideness wrote:

where are my gosh darn waters

WE SELL WATER?!?!

Brocklandia wrote:

That's it! Just because what you said is accurate doesn't mean it isn't insulting. We're cutting off your tab. From now on, you pay for your drinks in cash ... though we will still give you the choice of U.S. or Canadian dollars. That's pretty generous, eh?

what is this "canadian dollar" you speak of?

Brocklandia and Zany Zanes

Prideness

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Gay

Zany Zanes wrote:

Throws down a towel and puts up their hands.

Do you even know what you ordered!?! Give me a second!

Grabs a few more glasses to add to the pile and grumbles about pesky patrons who haven't even paid for their services, shooting heated glares on occasion.

sorry, i have a height challenged temper

Songs you dont understand wrote:

Can I order unripened mangoes with soy sauce?

Zany Zanes wrote:

I don't know, can you?

Ah but, Zanes, that's not the right question at all. The proper response to Songs' question is: "Can you handle the consequences?"

*Slides a bag of mangoes and a bottle of soy sauce across the table, then reaches for a hazmat suit*

Okay, everyone, prepare for a mandatory evacuation. This is not a drill. Repeat: Not a drill.

Zany Zanes, YouTube Inc, and Songs you dont understand

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YouTube Inc wrote:

WE SELL WATER?!?!

The Bar sells just about about anything. See this spigot over here? We turn it, and water just starts pouring out--so we figured, why not sell it?

YouTube Inc wrote:

what is this "canadian dollar" you speak of?

A piece of paper that can be used in some situations to trade for items of half the indicated value. Kind of like Monopoly money, but they have pictures of some old lady on them instead of Uncle Pennybags. Canadian dollars come in much lower denominations than Monopoly money too, so you'll need a big stack of them to afford that li'l house on Park Place you've been dreaming of.

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Prideness wrote:

sorry, i have a short temper

Shh! We don't use discriminatory words like "short" these days. The polite term is a "height challenged" temper.

Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Prideness

Prideness

Gay

Brocklandia wrote:

Shh! We don't use discriminatory words like "short" these days. The polite term is a "height challenged" temper.

im sorry this is my first time here

Helpfull people

can i get some jack on ice with a shot of whiskey?

Prideness

Gay

if yall can get my waters within the next 10 minutes i will give you 10,000 green to everyone here

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Prideness wrote:

im sorry this is my first time here

It's everyone's first time once, as long as they survive it. Otherwise, it's their last. But why quibble about chronology?

Helpfull people wrote:

can i get some jack on ice with a shot of whiskey?

Hey, Cheffy!--Do we have any more of that Jack guy left, or did you use the last of him for the lunch special? Got a customer asking for him on ice.

Prideness wrote:

if yall can get my waters within the next 10 minutes i will give you 10,000 green to everyone here

Here you go: water as ordered. I noticed, though, that you didn't specify 10,000 green whats. I'm betting 10,000 green limestone pebbles.

The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc

The weekend poetry contest is under way!

Brocklandia wrote:

So let's see ... Hey,

Zombie Penguins, for my next reign of terror as judge de jour (or de weekend?), the poems can be any form. Bonus points for mentions of the Bar, or grass (of whatever kind), or the color orange. Bwa-ha-ha!--Dance, my little minions, dance!

Brocklandia wrote:

*Slides a bag of mangoes and a bottle of soy sauce across the table, then reaches for a hazmat suit*

Okay, everyone, prepare for a mandatory evacuation. This is not a drill. Repeat: Not a drill.

@Youtube Kids alright little guy time to go clean up, and this time no calling the west berliners for rovers, YA DOING IT BY HAND!
_{may just be the most obscure history joke ive made}

Brocklandia wrote:

A piece of paper that can be used in some situations to trade for items of half the indicated value. Kind of like Monopoly money, but they have pictures of some old lady on them instead of Uncle Pennybags.

So its like Pounds but you say sorry everytime you drop it instead of the more traditional British saying of "bollocks" you say sorry?

Songs you dont understand

I think I'm stanning this singer right now:

Zoya Baraghamyan - Du Im Ashxarhn Es
https://youtu.be/080J4y1j3u4

*Insert beautiful Emoji here*

YouTube Inc

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YouTube Inc wrote:

_{may just be the most obscure history joke ive made}

What's the difference between "obscure" and "nonsensical"? Quack, quack.

YouTube Inc wrote:

So its like Pounds but you say sorry everytime you drop it instead of the more traditional British saying of "bollocks" you say sorry?

Hmm. I don't remember saying "sorry" during the last several years, so ... sorry, but no.

Songs you dont understand wrote:

I think I'm stanning this singer right now

Added to the Bar's Jukebox, just because I can ... and because what else can you expect from a day that begins with getting up in the morning.

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:

Added to the Bar's Jukebox, just because I can ... and because what else can you expect from a day that begins with getting up in the morning.

I also found her X Factor audition.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KP7lAt2ln1o
According to my guesswork, she probably got two "yes" or "ayo" and three "no" or "voch" from mentors making her to not proceed the main singing battle and audience started booing the mentors for not accepting her but luckily she have a YouTube channel for another chance, atleast her performance is hype tho.

You're forever in my heart, Zoya. I have a crush on her.

Songs you dont understand wrote:

I also found her X Factor audition.

Why do they call it "X Factor" if there's no X cross involved? The show could be greatly improved by tying the losers to a X cross and giving them twenty lashes. And because only masochists would sign up for a show like that, they would give the winner forty lashes. Admit it: You know you'd watch.

Songs you dont understand and Zoronoa

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:

Why do they call it "X Factor" if there's no X cross involved? The show could be greatly improved by tying the losers to a X cross and giving them twenty lashes. And because only masochists would sign up for a show like that, they would give the winner forty lashes. Admit it: You know you'd watch.

*gives $10000 for memez and laughs Risitas mode (RIP Risitas)*

That's too harsh, but please not for Zoya. She's too beautiful to die. Give her a punishment that wouldn't make her sad.

Songs you dont understand wrote:

*gives $10000 for memez and laughs Risitas mode (RIP Risitas)*

That's too harsh, but please not for Zoya. She's too beautiful to die. Give her a punishment that wouldn't make her sad.

I didn't say they would die--I'm pretty sure "necrophilia" is not an act that would be allowed an X Factor, though I might be wrong. Lashes are something most people would probably survive ... though if they don't, well, accidents happen.

Songs you dont understand

Annihilators of chan island

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

Brocklandia wrote:

I didn't say they would die--I'm pretty sure "necrophilia" is not an act that would be allowed an X Factor, though I might be wrong. Lashes are something most people would probably survive ... though if they don't, well, accidents happen.

Well the lashes can be spaced out. I know that in Saudi Arabia they often give out punishments like "150 lashes", but then per day they only whip the prisoner like 5 times. Which, imo is in some ways much more cruel and so could be extra incentive for the masochists.

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Brocklandia wrote:

That's it! Just because what you said is accurate doesn't mean it isn't insulting. We're cutting off your tab. From now on, you pay for your drinks in cash ... though we will still give you the choice of U.S. or Canadian dollars. That's pretty generous, eh?

But... I didn't have a tab. I already paid for all of my drinks in cash.
Besides, I've been sitting here for like 3 months now and after the first month I stopped ordering drinks and started having maple syrup delivered here from home.

YouTube Inc wrote:

WE SELL WATER?!?!

Yeah, but it's a trap.

YouTube Inc wrote:

what is this "canadian dollar" you speak of?

Also a trap, probably. You think it's like the dollar and then, bam. It's something totally different.

Because it's
_CaDaNiAnN

Like me, probably.

Annihilators of chan island wrote:

Well the lashes can be spaced out. I know that in Saudi Arabia they often give out punishments like "150 lashes", but then per day they only whip the prisoner like 5 times. Which, imo is in some ways much more cruel and so could be extra incentive for the masochists.

Sure, we can space them out. About 8 millimeters apart should do. Just like those "employee morale improvement" lashings delivered by TheOrc.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

after the first month I stopped ordering drinks and started having maple syrup delivered here from home.

So--what?--you expect us not to have been charging you for that? Corkage fees, baby!